To Slay Zombie newton

Zombie Newton is, in alphabetical order:

Brian Hon - Lead guitarist, bass, vocals

Standard picture of your run-of-the mill zombie killing machine! It turns out we don't have any pictures of brian that are the right dimensions. He weeps; for he is lonely.

Brian is from Eau Claire, WI, and has not given me a bio yet. You can pester him at honbj@uwec.edu to convince him to get on it.

Kevin Renstrom - Drummist, vocals

It's light red, not pink. Awesome drummist. Kevin outside the zombie house.

Kevin is from technically the country, out in the boonies, but closest to the township of McKinley, but admits to Cumberland, WI. He has been musically inclined since about age four when he started taking piano lessons, took those for the next several years and quit when he got into HS and took up guitar for 1.5 -2 years where he stopped being very musical and joined a choir, which was fabtabulously good btw, after he realized that he needed more musicallity, he purchased a drum kit and tought himself how to play trap, and he's been rocking on ever since. He's been playing for several years and has played with the band Highwall, as well as a variety of church and talent show bands.ceoofcia@hotmail.com
In his own words: "hite 5'10" hair brownish eyse blue green complexion dead sexy sexual preferance zombies oh no no no, don't put that im not a necrophelite"

Stephen Smith - Bassist, Vocalist, rhythm guitar, trumpet, sound guy, webmaster

Mohawk + Mullet = Mo-mullet My mom made that shirt...and hat Too awesome to fit to scale.

Stephen is originally from Drayton Valley, Alberta, Canada. Although he has lived in Wisconsin for 14 years, he hasn't gotten around to taking the citizenship test. He has been playing music since childhood. He has written and recorded music since he was thirteen. The bands he has worked with include Capacity 54, Llamamall, Highwall, 1337 Band, and guest appearances with Bitter Pill, as well as several church and camp worship bands. See the links page for more information on some of these projects.
Currently, Stephen attends the University of Wisconsin in Eau Claire. Contact Steve

Andrew Wilkins - Rhythm guitarist, vocals emeritus

Why the guitarist gets all the women. Andy demand candy. That'll teach you to hurt your shoulder.

Andy is from the suburbs of the twin cities. Often, he forgets his pants. Unfortunately, Andy has moved on from the band to persue his real career. If you are interested in replacing hime, we take applications at: toSlayZombieNewton@gmail.com

Andrew Wurm - Keyist, didgeridoo

All the best bands have a didgeridoo. Diger...dijer... How do you spell it? Power fist.

The newest member of the band. Wurm is from someplace. Ironically, he is the most thouroughly trained singer in the band, but he gets no credit as vocalist. He doesn't even have a working computer from which to give me a bio. If he had internet access, he could read your e-mails to theColorTurkey@gmail.com