Jesus Was a Black Man

Words and music by: Andrew Wilkins and Stephen Smith
Verse:
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Jesus was a black man
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He made Armstrong a god
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And when old Louis picked up his trumpet
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He said play Me a song.
Chorus:
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Jesus was a black Man
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He died for our sins
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He died for the greatest sin of all
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When Warner/Sony/Virgin/Universal
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He knew that jazz was funky
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Gave Welling- ton his name
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People stood high when the beats rang low
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That's why jazz re- mains.
Repeat chorus
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He puked on Avril [Debate the pronunciation of Avril]
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Smited Brittany Spears
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When the Backstreet Boys were hot
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He plugged all jf our ears.
Repeat chorus
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What hath God wrought?
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I think He's punishing me
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I listen to the top 40 each night
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Apa- thetical- ly.
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