| Verse: |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| The other day I saw a penguin by the |
road. |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| I think I might have run him |
down. |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| That would be bad because he was a German |
spy, |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| and I've seen Nazis in my |
town. |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
C# D# C# D# |
G# B |
F# |
| The other |
night as I was |
coming home from |
work, |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
C# D# C# D# |
F# |
| my car |
suddenly broke |
down. |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
C# D# C# D# |
G# B |
F# |
| Whipped out my |
lighter to see |
what the heck was |
wrong, |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
C# D# C# D# |
F# C# |
| The explosion |
got me back to |
town. |
|
| Chorus |
| E |
F# |
G# |
E |
| E e |
F# C# |
G# D# |
E B |
| There's a penguin in the |
grill leaking |
fluids on the |
pipes. |
| E |
F# |
G# |
B |
| E e |
F# C# |
G# D# |
B D# |
| There's a penguin in the |
grill of my |
van. |
| E |
F# |
G# |
E |
| E e |
F# C# |
G# D# |
E B |
| There's a penguin in the |
grill and |
now I say "oh |
cripes!" |
| E |
F# |
G# |
B |
| E e |
F# C# |
G# D# |
B D# |
| 'Cause now I must |
avoid the bounty |
man |
|
| When I |
got home I saw |
German inform- |
ants |
| Sniffing |
'round for DN |
A. |
| They got |
annoyed when they |
saw blood on my |
hands, |
| and now I |
have to run |
away. |
|
| Repeat chorus |
|
| As I run |
through the forest ,I'm |
kidnapped by ali- |
ens |
| I think |
they come from Switzer- |
land. |
| They did some |
probes and then |
let me go back |
home, |
| Where I was abducted by a |
Russian gnomish |
band. |
|
| Repeat chorus |
|
| Bridge |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
G# B |
F# |
| And now I have to |
escape, |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| but I don't know how I |
can. |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
G# B |
F# |
| I'll have to use my super |
powers, |
| G# |
F# |
| G# |
F# |
| but from the council I'll be |
banned. |
